Madison Avenue Groove
"If Britney manages to have as long and successful of a career as Madonna, I will renounce Ms. Ciccone as my Supreme Woman and no longer think about her when I masturbate. Yeah, that would be harder than quitting smoking"—...
Est. 2001
Rock and roll can change your life.
Glorious Noise August 2003« July 2003 | Archives | September 2003 » Lisa Marie Presley: Won't Smile Pretty, Won't Play NiceOne morning a few months ago, I flipped on the TV and was caught by the image of a woman who looked incredibly tough and mean. Demuting to learn why this contemptuous vixen was being featured on morning TV, I... Your Golden AssBeauty and Journalism and Bono Makes Three From the dead post vaults. Originally filed, December 5, 2002. I’m on assignment. We needed someone to cover Bono’s visit to Chicago and couldn’t convince anyone else to do it so it’s down... Advertisement
2003 Teen Choice Awards: Cool Like That?It was really only a matter of time. In a music-hungry ad landscape that licenses Smashmouth's "You Are My Number One" the very WEEK the band's latest effort is released, wasn't it inevitable that Digable Planets' finger-popping 1993 single "Cool... The Libertines: Wet WorkThe Libertines with the Living Things Empty Bottle, Chicago, August 10, 2003 In their native England, the Libertines are top. With the NME already mad for the young lads' herky-jerky jumble of Clashing Buzzcockian modternative, things got even better when... Golden Smog: In A Barroom, Patrons Singing...Samorama is the reigning queen of all things Tweedy. She's seen more Wilco and Tweedy-related shows than you ever thought happened. Here, Glorious Noise presents her account of the much ballyhooed Golden Smog reunion last week in Minneapolis. These tickest... Cash's American Outtakes UnearthedJohnny Cash to release 5-disc collection of outtakes from his American recordings! Wow.... Meeting with the BossIt’s that moment many music fans dream of. Loose talk around beers usually bring out unlikely scenarios, but sometimes you actually come face-to-face with your heroes. Is it ever how you imagined it would be? Some fall to pieces when... Some Girls - NecessitoSome Girls - Necessito. Juliana Hatfield's new band. Updated 8/19/2008: Fixed the link thanks to the Wayback Machine.... Dylan Titles Get Sonic Upgrade15 remastered Dylan SACD hybrids coming in September.... Jack Logan Singles ClubJack Logan has recorded some of the best songs ever written, and many of them were released on his two-disc debut, Bulk, in 1994. The legend is that Logan was a swimming pool motor mechanic/comic book artist living in Georgia... Sympathy for the RemixUbiquitious production crew The Neptunes have remixed The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." (Watch and hear it here.) Save your outrage, puritans. Of course no one needed to hear a remix of one of rock's most perfect songs. But... I Can't Believe It's Not AuthenticWhat do George Clinton, LeAnn Rimes, Tracy Chapman, Third Eye Blind, Bennett Cohen, and Jerry Greenfield all have in common? Apparently not one hell of a lot. At least, that could be the interpretation drawn from the cancellation of the... Ted Nugent is a Mad ManTed Nugent has been suing venues lately for cancelling his scheduled shows because of "derogatory racial remarks" he allegedly made during a May 5 radio interview with some dumb morning show in Denver. We at Glorious Noise thought this would... The White Mouse Has Escaped!History and Revisionist Reality at the 2003 VMAs What's that flinty taste in our mouth? Why, it's the unforgiving barrel of the Mossberg 12 gauge jammed between our teeth. The shooter's face is distorted – garish, hyper-real images flicker unabated... |
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