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by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:43 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Fun Rock
Replies: 3
Views: 815

Re: Fun Rock

Jake wrote:H3 Shirley Ellis - Name Game !


Let's do Chuck!
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:03 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Ten Years Ago
Replies: 28
Views: 3976

It was the only time in my life I put on a suit and went out for new years eve. I lost 90 pounds that year and i got sloppy drunk. The Bride of Sven gave me the serious talking to that I better straighten my shit out. Here I am ten year slater making Kaluah /rum drinks in the blender for us after st...
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:39 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Less Obscure Obits
Replies: 15
Views: 2381

stickman45 wrote:Then don't google "Sven's mouth".

BURN


that's funny right there. I don't care who ya are.
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:53 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Less Obscure Obits
Replies: 15
Views: 2381

Back when I was a would-be cartoonist,. My friend had a cartoon book he brought back from England many years ago. It was called "Johnny and His Unfeasibly Large Testicles." It was about this guy named Johnny and his struggles with his unfeasibly large testicles. Ya familiar with that one ...
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:44 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Less Obscure Obits
Replies: 15
Views: 2381

Mixmaster Shecky wrote:I contend pants-shitting is always funnier than farting.


I'm a big shit-the-pants fan. I also like to refer to shitting my pants as
"I think I just nice-niced myself."
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:00 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Less Obscure Obits
Replies: 15
Views: 2381

them two are funny I don't care who ya are!
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:12 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Best of the Decade?
Replies: 2
Views: 647

by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:08 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Less Obscure Obits
Replies: 15
Views: 2381

Less Obscure Obits

MORE DADGUM FART JOKES!
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:56 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Pretentious Music Snobbery
Replies: 42
Views: 9598

One of the weekly polka shows we have features an Elvis impersonator dancing the polkas among the old ladies The old ladies here dance the polka together. Ain't nothin' wrong with it. You live like you wanna live. Aint nobody gonna knock it.
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:41 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Pretentious Music Snobbery
Replies: 42
Views: 9598

That's not so far off...three quarters of their songs are in waltz time. Replace the tin whistle with a tuba and take them off the drugs and hard liquor and they'd make a fine polka band. I don't think you understand how sacred polkas are in Stankonia. To say "This is a polka with elements of ...

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