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by Saucy Jack
Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Marianne Faithfull
Replies: 8
Views: 2792

Oh smeg what horrific news!
Bloody fags!
I'd love to quit the ciggies!
Marianne was a bit of awright in her day!
Lovely minced pies along with the jublies!
Hope she's not in stook along with the health stew she's in.
That would really take the biscuit.
I'm off to get pissed up!
by Saucy Jack
Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Top of the Pops Cancelled
Replies: 8
Views: 1195

That's a bit of a damp squid isn't it?
by Saucy Jack
Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Libertines Watch
Replies: 188
Views: 58403

Actually met the bloke once. I was eatin' me bangers and mash on the steps out front of the pub when who comes stumblin' by but Petey boy. He was all tits up. Looked like he'd been out all night. Had some ropey old bird with him. No Kate that's for sure. She's a bit of alright! I said ,"You're ...
by Saucy Jack
Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: What song was #1 the day you were born?
Replies: 58
Views: 5289

Welcome aboard Saucy Jack! This board needs more weirdos. Takes the pressure off! Thanks mate! Although it seems a bit like you and the rest of the blokes here are hittin' the mother's ruin. Now enough of this fart-arsin' about with you propellerhheads! This bugger's off to the bluey sites for a bi...
by Saucy Jack
Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:42 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: What song was #1 the day you were born?
Replies: 58
Views: 5289

Don't say nothin' bad about Vicki or she'll get all Carol Burnett on yer ass You mean that bleedin' ugly old bird from the chat show? Me hands are already full of those sorts at the pub! The old blokes think they're going to get a piece from these old hens and get in a bit of tizzy when I have to t...
by Saucy Jack
Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: What song was #1 the day you were born?
Replies: 58
Views: 5289

Bloody hell if I don't end up with "Get Down" by bleedin' Gilbert O'Sullivan. Didn't even want to piss about with your yank chart but when I did it was lovely. Some piece of rubbish called "Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia by some bird name of Vicki Lawrence!
by Saucy Jack
Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: What is it about The Grateful Dead that you like?
Replies: 78
Views: 15926

The Dead is a load of bloody rubbish far as I'm concerned.
Garcia was an oaf!
by Saucy Jack
Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:29 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Fun with Scammers
Replies: 20
Views: 5753

Bloody good show!

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