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by Rikki Lixx
Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:53 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Sven's Beer Review
Replies: 10
Views: 1836

Miller Lite is on sale down at the Piggly Wiggly.
You must be one of them queers I seen drinkin that Rolling Rock shit at the titty bar last night.
Nice pink shirt, btw.
LOL!
-L8R
by Rikki Lixx
Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:24 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Ten Years Ago
Replies: 28
Views: 3978

Re: Ten Year Ago

Sugarcubes Forever wrote:Apparently, driving a truck is only cool if it's a $50k monster....

Thats right. And thats why I say ass, gas or grass...but nobody rides for free. I've got some dirt weed and 3/4 tank of gass, so you know what I'd be looking for from you, sweet cheeks.
LMFAOL!
-L8R
by Rikki Lixx
Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:11 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Jim Croce
Replies: 26
Views: 3711

I banged this broad named Darlene in the bed of my truck once. She cut her arm on the chainsaw I got back there. I never done it in a Chevy van! My old lady's got a Dodge Caravan. I should right a song about that.
LOL!
-L8R
by Rikki Lixx
Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:06 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Jim Croce
Replies: 26
Views: 3711

Kimbo had his ass handed to him by a fat ole whiteboy name of Big Country. So the next time you decide to talk shit to a 160 pound 60 year old paper boy or a big fat hick,THINK AGAIN . Alls Big Country did was sit on him during the entire match. I will say that he dominated during the championship ...
by Rikki Lixx
Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:58 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Jim Croce
Replies: 26
Views: 3711

Jim Croce

My old man always had three things around his house growing up: Old Milwaukee, rifles, Backwoods cigars and Lynyrd Skynyrd tapes. He also had a lot of Jim Croce and Hustler mags. He said that Croce died on the same plane as Skynyrd. Daddy died in ’95, but there is one song that makes me think of him...
by Rikki Lixx
Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:41 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Doritos commercial
Replies: 9
Views: 1539

LMAO!!
ROTHFL!!
I have no idea how that happened! I was trying to send a personal message to you and let you know I liked that Hellraiser scene in your video and to ask if you have any actual footage of you in the shower?
If you do, hit me up.
L8R
by Rikki Lixx
Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:23 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Doritos commercial
Replies: 9
Views: 1539

Russ wrote:that massive video video and entered win top prize I'm going to win Really pro stuff

LOL!
Great job!
I always loved Hellraiser!
L8R!
by Rikki Lixx
Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:54 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Lemmy v. The Dan
Replies: 30
Views: 4155

If you talk to my girl like that again Worpspeed, we're gonna step outside.
by Rikki Lixx
Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:32 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Jackson 6 do Jackson 5
Replies: 5
Views: 985

Well I think its a goddam shame that they're making Michael Jackson's kids do that so soon after he died. That's why Michael got so messed up b/c they worked there kids to the bone. Now that his mom and dad got custody of Michaels kids, they've got them working in small clubs. They didn't even get a...
by Rikki Lixx
Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:59 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: What's Worth Your Hard-Earned Dough?
Replies: 113
Views: 18492

Got this for $49.95 with my fireworks discount coupon. Good deal. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2474/3676860658_be3ddd0623.jpg THIS IS NOT FOR YOU “GIRLY MEN,” BUT FOR THE REAL MEN! HUGE ALTERNATING BURSTS OF SILVER TO RED, SILVER TO GREEN, SILVER TO BLUE AND SILVER TO PURPLE. YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE...

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