What McCartney Should Have Said To Heather

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D. Phillips
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Postby D. Phillips » Wed May 17, 2006 9:12 am

Here's your chance, Russ!

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Postby miss carol » Wed May 17, 2006 9:18 am

About fucking time.

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Postby Moneek » Wed May 17, 2006 11:45 am

well, i'll consider it a blessing in disguise!! no one will ever measure up to LINDA!!! i never liked heather in the first place...

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Postby Batchy » Wed May 17, 2006 12:40 pm

worpswede wrote:if I were worth as much as Paul, I'd be doing bong hits throughout the mansion. The buck stops here, honey, now pass the Zippo.


Shit, if i was worth as much as McCartney my mansion would be a bong i'd smoke from my chopper.

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Postby Tim » Wed May 17, 2006 2:22 pm

he probably made a bong out of her peg leg to celebrate, haha

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Postby miss carol » Wed May 17, 2006 2:42 pm

Tim wrote:he probably made a bong out of her peg leg to celebrate, haha


Hilarious! Thank you!

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Wed May 17, 2006 4:32 pm

Sounds like she's still talking through him....

"McCartney, 63, and former model Mills, 38, who married at a lavish wedding ceremony in Ireland in June 2002, had decided to split because constant media intrusion had made "it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship."

Blame the media and take no personal responsibility!
How much of her divorce settlement will she use towards her land mine charities? Probably not much. She felt it necessary to beg others for money for this cause when Paul could have written one check that would've made it all go away. I'm sorry but the guy is a puke.
Lennon rules. McCartney drools.

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Postby miss carol » Wed May 17, 2006 9:13 pm

Sven, you're tough. Of all people, I thought you'd recognize the old guy just wanted his dick stretched by some vapid hippie chick who heard voices of puppies. I mean, really. You can take the musician outta the band, but you can't take the musician outta the man. I'm sure his kids and his lawyers and his prenup are all breathing a sigh of relief. Fuck, stumpy was my age but she didn't know the Beatles? A natural blonde for sure.

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Postby Barabajagal » Thu May 18, 2006 10:13 am

You guys are killin me, here!!

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Postby russ » Thu May 18, 2006 11:16 am

D. Phillips wrote:Here's your chance, Russ!


"Can't buy me love"
After the settlement, she'll be able to buy just about everything else.

"We can work it out"
No, its obvious you can't.

"All together now"
Until last week

"Do you want to know a secret"
I married you for your money.

"From me to you"
My middle finger, luv.

"Get back"
To being the nobody you were before I plucked you out of obscurity.

"Got to get you into my life"
Welcome back Marijuana, my TRUE luv!

"I, me, mine"
Heather's theme song.

"I saw her standing there"
On a peg leg.

"I want to tell you"
Bollocks to you wanker!

"I've got a feeling"
That I'm going to be taken to the cleaners.

"She's leaving home"
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

"When I'm 64"
I'll be partying with my mates and smoking weed, Bitch!


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