Recipe for a rock and roll evening

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ryanking
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Postby ryanking » Sat Mar 23, 2002 12:22 pm

Start out with a segment on Funniest Home Videos, featuring garage band chumps from all over this great country, who slip and fall all over the stage, the equipment, and each other, to the accompaniment of "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonite," by Spinal Tap.

Go to "Plaster Caster," a movie about Cynthia Plaster Caster, a Chicagoan(!) whose lifelong work involves preserving rock star schlongs such as the shy Bill Dolan of 5ive Style. Fall in love with Cynthia Plaster Caster, when she and the Demolition Doll Rods appear.

Follow the invitation to Mac's Bar for a Demolition Doll Rods show that includes lotsa skin, extremely greasy riffs, solos performed while strutting on tables, etc.

When you get home, write a letter to the local newspaper telling Michigan Governor John Engler telling him how you appreciated his endorsement of the film festival, and his de facto endorsement of the Doll Rods show.

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