Hoot and other fun words and phrases

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby Donaldson » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:44 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:There was a movie with Harry Dean Stanton where he kept referring to coffee as a" cup of Good Morning America"-- quite possibly a David Lynch flick.


I don't know if anyone has answered this, probably by now, but the movie was the much maligned and underrated Fire Walk With Me.

Personal favorites, as substitues for swears: "Mother of pearl," "Holy Mother of Elvis," and the Bill Murray classic, "Mother pus-bucket..."

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:46 pm

Donaldson wrote:
IFire Walk With Me. ."


Caught it on IFC shortly after I posted that. Another great Harry Dean line from that movie, "It's like Uncle's Day at the whorehouse in here today."
Translation--it's crowded with guys. Cuz if they ever did have an uncle's day at the whorehouse it would be really crowded cuz lots of guys are uncles--ya get it? Huh? Do ya?

Perfect opportunity to use it-----

Wife: Honey can we go the mall today to pick out new drapes?
Husband: Awww honey it's saturday. it's gonna be like Uncle's Day at the whorehouse down there today.

Or-----

Wife:Honey why the long face? Not looking forward to going to work today.
Husband: Oh honey. Old Man Cohen is decided to have a half price sale on garden hoses today. it's gonna be like Uncle's Day at the whorehouse down there today.

Or---
Wife: Honey it's so hot. Can we take the kids to Cap'n Creamy for ice cream?
Husband: Awww honey. It's gonna be like Uncle's Day at the whorehouse down there today.

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby Rikki Lixx » Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:32 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:Wife: Honey it's so hot. Can we take the kids to Cap'n Creamy for ice cream?

LMMFAO! I don't think I'd want to go because it's called Capn Creamy! LOL!
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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby quasarwutwut » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:50 am

Rikki Lixx wrote:LMMFAO! I don't think I'd want to go because it's called Capn Creamy! LOL!
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Oh Rikki Lixx, you're irrepressible!

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby Rikki Lixx » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:46 am

quasarwutwut wrote:Oh Rikki Lixx, you're irrepressible!

LOL!

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby BloodshotBaby » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:55 am

quasarwutwut wrote:Oh Rikki Lixx, you're irrepressible!


now THAT is a great phrase.

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:10 am

Rikki Lixx wrote:LMMFAO! I don't think I'd want to go because it's called Capn Creamy! LOL!
L8R


Ahhh so you feel the name implies that the Cap'n is ejaculating into the ice cream. That is a great concern of mine. Becaue if I win some money in the lottery but not enough to retire my dream was to open an ice cream joint called Cap'n Creamy. There would be a big cartoonish sea Cap'n on the roof enjoying the product. But my fear was that it would conjour up thoughts of jizz amongst childish men 14-84 . My fears have been confirmed. My dream....dead.

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Re: Hoot and other fun words and phrases

Postby Rikki Lixx » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:57 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:Ahhh so you feel the name implies that the Cap'n is ejaculating into the ice cream. That is a great concern of mine. Becaue if I win some money in the lottery but not enough to retire my dream was to open an ice cream joint called Cap'n Creamy. There would be a big cartoonish sea Cap'n on the roof enjoying the product. But my fear was that it would conjour up thoughts of jizz amongst childish men 14-84 . My fears have been confirmed. My dream....dead.

Didn't mean to bust your dream buddy. I like ice cream like anyone else, but the idea of a sea captain whipping up a batch of dairy treats is weird. It gets lonely on the sea. Idle hands don't make ice cream, they make perverted things. Change it to Cap'n Cool and I'd buy a cone.

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Postby stickman45 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:25 pm

LOL!

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