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Random Thoughts

Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Fri May 09, 2008 2:16 pm

This is a new thread in which those wishing to participate should share their random thoughts without commenting on anyone else's.
It's more like the column Larry King used to do for USA today rather than that Jack Handy SNL bit which I never found funny. Here we go....

Friday is a fine day for flapjacks.

I'd rather have relations with Mabel King when she was alive than Hulk Hogan's daughter now. Mabel had a very soothing seductive voice.

Awareness Spreader is a good job. You organize walks and fundraisers that would cause you to be unemployed if they ever accomplished their
so-called purpose.

Again please do not comment on my thoughts but feel free to post your own.

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Postby DJMurphy » Fri May 09, 2008 2:23 pm

What kind of world is it where a friend of mine dies of cancer quietly, yet scoundrels rule our nation and appear to thrive? I don't understand cosmic fairness, sometimes.

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Postby amighty » Fri May 09, 2008 3:08 pm

My eyeballs hurt - I hope my contacts were clean when I put them in yesterday. it sucks to have to wear my glasses on a crappy day like today.

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Postby Tom4 » Fri May 09, 2008 3:17 pm

Indian people (India Indian, not Native American) smell. Sorry, that's not racism. Just a fact.

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Postby creepy » Fri May 09, 2008 5:01 pm

Grand Theft Auto 4 is the tits...

Oh, and cherry limeades from Sonic are muy delicious...

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Postby Joshua » Fri May 09, 2008 5:52 pm

Free Tibet!

Burma - now 50% off!

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Postby jaimoe0 » Fri May 09, 2008 8:18 pm

The return of headbands to the NBA is an unwelcome revival.

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Postby O! » Fri May 09, 2008 8:30 pm

Tanqueray? Beefeater? Magellan? New Amsterdam? Gordon's? Bombay London Dry? Bombay Sapphire? Hendricks? Cascade Mountain? Dry Fly? Seagrams?

Now I have to pee.

Nicaraguan coffee is the best.

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Postby Jake » Fri May 09, 2008 10:01 pm

In the 70s, my dad brought me into bars all the time. In the 80s and 90s, people decided second-smoke could kill you so you never saw kids in bars for 25 years -- entire generation of kids missed out on going to bars with their parents. Now that Chicago has passed its anti-smoking law, it's once again safe to bring kids to bars. I just got home from the bar with my 17-month-old, and we had a great time.

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Postby worpswede » Sat May 10, 2008 12:21 am

I'm fairly docile, but I wanted to punch Gene Simmons when I heard his "Charisma" from the Kiss album Dynasty tonight.
I then read a transcript of his interview with NPR's Terry Gross from 2002 and wanted to punch him again.
I've come to the conclusion that I really don't like Gene Simmons.

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