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Jake
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Postby Jake » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:10 pm

Perfect classic summer cocktail: Tom Collins (Gin and sour)

If your bartender asks what's in it, tell him never mind and order a beer.

Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:18 pm

Pray the rosary to stop the tech-savvy millennials.

BloodshotBaby
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Postby BloodshotBaby » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:05 pm

so, we've heard shatner do 'rocket man' but has he ever performed 'space oddity'? i think it could be a new kind of brilliant.

Jake
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Postby Jake » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:49 am

The Olympics are a lot like Shark Week. I get all excited about it, and then when it comes time I'm all like, dude, I'd rather just catch up on Big Brother...

miss carol
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Postby miss carol » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:18 pm

I'm researching images for a book, and every time I type in key words like "pervert" I find photos of white men in suits. Funny that.

creepy
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Postby creepy » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:54 pm

I really wish Sifl & Olly would come out on DVD...

miss carol
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Postby miss carol » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:21 pm

In the UK, 800 new titles were just released and sales increased by 11 per cent. I miss London. I'm living in the wrong country. Sigh. Stupid recession.

ETA: I'm talking about books.

Mixmaster Shecky
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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:52 pm

God, what I wouldn't give for a decent Jewish deli in this town. I'm jonesing for some homemade chicken matzo and a Morey Amsterdam, extra-lean. That's some good eats, boy.

Rikki Lixx
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Postby Rikki Lixx » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:20 pm

The hot sauce I put on my crawfish last night is making my butthole burn today.
And these red bumps around my privates are new too.
What's happening?
BBQ
-L8R

Jebediah Foul Mouth Amish
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Postby Jebediah Foul Mouth Amish » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:33 pm

What a fuckin' day. Some cocksucker in an Accord rear ended my goddamn buggy. Then he starts givin' me shit and wipes his fuckin ice cream on face. I could have kicked his ass three ways to sunday because I'n fuckin ripped from rasing barns all summer. But I had to just ignore the son of a bitchin' bastard because of the Amish code. SHIT!


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