Fergie Today

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Fergie Today

Postby amighty » Wed May 21, 2008 8:02 am

Um, you peeps have got to check out Fergie on the Today show... notably the perfoprmance she does of Heart's "Barracuda":

http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=41a8030c-1b94-4237-879c-1c66185e44a0

Forgive me, but I could only get the link for the page, the Barracuda clip is at the bottom right.

I mean, at 9 am she's dry-humping the guitar player, writhing and panting in leather pants in the face of 9-yo boys, and then - before she breaks into Axl's snake-dance - she does a series of one-handed somersaults WHILE singing the chorus. It's totally ridonculous, and I'm still wiping the tears of laughter off my face. Plus, the audience is priceless.

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Postby D. Phillips » Wed May 21, 2008 10:21 am

Oh wow. And was she going to give that chunny guitar player head?

That was one awkward performance. Thanks for the post!

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Postby Jake » Wed May 21, 2008 10:31 am

Direct link: Fergie - "Barracuda"

Those somersaults were badass though!

At least she didn't pee her pants.

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Postby BloodshotBaby » Wed May 21, 2008 12:11 pm

yeah, that is definitely one of the most uncomfortable things i've seen in a while.

wow.

she never fails to amaze me.

what planet is fergie from?

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Postby L R » Wed May 21, 2008 12:19 pm

she's wearing rubber pants this time to keep the pee in.

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Postby stickman45 » Wed May 21, 2008 12:30 pm

Once again, a tranny gives me a semi.

I hate my penis.

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Postby DJMurphy » Wed May 21, 2008 1:07 pm

stickman45 wrote:Once again, a tranny gives me a semi.

Aw man, you didn't need to go there. She's hot in her own way... for a pants-wetter.

I think that performance was awesome, sexy... and awkward as hell. She really should have considered her audience (9 yr olds and housewives) before doing all that gyrating, writhing. Probably a bit more appropriate for the Conan O'Brien show. It's fun to watch at the 1:29 mark all the crowd shots of people averting their eyes in embarrassment.

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Postby creepy » Wed May 21, 2008 1:39 pm

Just a little over the top for a goddam morning show don'tcha think?

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Postby Josh B. » Wed May 21, 2008 1:46 pm

BloodshotBaby wrote:yeah, that is definitely one of the most uncomfortable things i've seen in a while.

wow.

she never fails to amaze me.

what planet is fergie from?


Planet Semi-tallented-methhead-hanger-onner-star-fucker-crotch-soak-9

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Postby stickman45 » Wed May 21, 2008 2:04 pm

She comes pre-parodied.


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