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Fergie Today

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:02 am
by amighty
Um, you peeps have got to check out Fergie on the Today show... notably the perfoprmance she does of Heart's "Barracuda":

http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx ... 66185e44a0

Forgive me, but I could only get the link for the page, the Barracuda clip is at the bottom right.

I mean, at 9 am she's dry-humping the guitar player, writhing and panting in leather pants in the face of 9-yo boys, and then - before she breaks into Axl's snake-dance - she does a series of one-handed somersaults WHILE singing the chorus. It's totally ridonculous, and I'm still wiping the tears of laughter off my face. Plus, the audience is priceless.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:21 am
by D. Phillips
Oh wow. And was she going to give that chunny guitar player head?

That was one awkward performance. Thanks for the post!

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:31 am
by Jake
Direct link: Fergie - "Barracuda"

Those somersaults were badass though!

At least she didn't pee her pants.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:11 pm
by BloodshotBaby
yeah, that is definitely one of the most uncomfortable things i've seen in a while.

wow.

she never fails to amaze me.

what planet is fergie from?

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:19 pm
by L R
she's wearing rubber pants this time to keep the pee in.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:30 pm
by stickman45
Once again, a tranny gives me a semi.

I hate my penis.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:07 pm
by DJMurphy
stickman45 wrote:Once again, a tranny gives me a semi.
Aw man, you didn't need to go there. She's hot in her own way... for a pants-wetter.

I think that performance was awesome, sexy... and awkward as hell. She really should have considered her audience (9 yr olds and housewives) before doing all that gyrating, writhing. Probably a bit more appropriate for the Conan O'Brien show. It's fun to watch at the 1:29 mark all the crowd shots of people averting their eyes in embarrassment.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:39 pm
by creepy
Just a little over the top for a goddam morning show don'tcha think?

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:46 pm
by Josh B.
BloodshotBaby wrote:yeah, that is definitely one of the most uncomfortable things i've seen in a while.

wow.

she never fails to amaze me.

what planet is fergie from?
Planet Semi-tallented-methhead-hanger-onner-star-fucker-crotch-soak-9

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:04 pm
by stickman45
She comes pre-parodied.