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Two Big Black Guys Beat Alannis Morrissette To Death

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:40 pm
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
The Lord called Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac home over the weekend.
Alanis DID NOT succumb, despite finding a black fly in her chardonnay.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:13 pm
by quasarwutwut
So... awesomely... inappropriate.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:22 pm
by BloodshotBaby
*speechless*

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:00 pm
by jonas
Please file this under Thread Titles I Wish I'd Thought Of First.

Thank you.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:48 am
by Sugarcubes Forever
Hayes is a Scientologist, isn't he?

edit: found this article at Slate on his fate as a Thetan.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:55 am
by DJMurphy
The ramification of the Rule Of Threes scares me... who's gonna be taken next? It still could be Alanis, poor thing. And I know it's a joke, but Alanis is harmless. You'd think that the forces of balance would be gunning for 4 Non Blondes for foisting all that "Hay yay yay, What's going on" donkeycrap on us in the '90s.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:37 am
by Donaldson
DJMurphy wrote:You'd think that the forces of balance would be gunning for 4 Non Blondes for foisting all that "Hay yay yay, What's going on" donkeycrap on us in the '90s.


Ya know, Murph, I hadn't thought of them at all lately. Until your post. At the time, I had a GF that was quite into that song. (Enh, she was a Republican; what can you do?)

I think the forces of balance have already taken quite good care of them.

Plus, I'll go on record right now as saying the Rule of Three (regarding celebrity death, not art) is dirt-bunk.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:40 am
by D. Phillips
Not entirely off-topic but one of my favorite Onion headlines was the week after George Harrison died. In a little side bar was the simple statement:
Ringo's Next

Again, terribly inappropriate and hilarious at the same time.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:17 pm
by Jake
Donaldson wrote:I think the forces of balance have already taken quite good care of them.

I dunno. Chief Non-Blonde Linda Perry has gone on to become a very successful songwriter, penning Pink's awesome "Get the Party Started" and the undeniable "Beautiful," written for Christina Aguilera but covered by everybody, including Clem Snide.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:55 pm
by D. Phillips
Linda Perry is the new Barry Manilow.