Turdy Pack Schaefers

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Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Turdy Pack Schaefers

Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:04 pm

Turdy Pack of Schaefers
is what I love to drink
I was barely tru a six pack
The bitch poured it down da sink

Redbeard
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Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:18 pm

Classic. Thanks Sven. Job well done.

Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:35 pm

Turdy Pack of Schaefers
And the works of the Great Bard
Reading Shakespeare, drinking Shaefers
I passed out in the yard.

Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:46 pm

Turdy Pack of Schaefers
Spill a drop for the homies who ain't here
Blast a cap in the ass of some bitch ass trick
Oh what a refreshing beer!

Saucy Jack
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Postby Saucy Jack » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:19 pm

Awwwwwright geezer! Bloody easter bunny! Crispy duck yer as Patrick Swayze as a bloody loon. What goes on in that lump of lead of yours is God's own private mystery. I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.

Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:17 pm

Turdy Pack of Schaefers
Praise his name and then partake
Grab a Fudgie down the Carvel
It's a whale of an ice cream cake!

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Postby Lep » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:03 am

My friend who lived in Puerto Rico as a child used to sing me the Schaefers jingle they played there at that time. I don't remember the Spanish but it translated as "Schaefers beer, it's the beer to have when you're having more than one!"

Mixmaster Shecky
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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:24 am

There is nothing worse than a Schaefers hangover. Even worse than Blatz.

Rikki Lixx
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Postby Rikki Lixx » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:37 am

I still got that tape of Bananas At Large in the glove compartment of my Olds Ciera. Its classic!
LOL!
L8R

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Postby Fester Von Zesterberg » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:44 pm

Lita up in this mutha! Glad to see Sven is still an ASSHOLE!

And now for a glorious announcement! My partner Michelle and I have adopted a little girl named Haley! Yep! Haley has two mommies.
Glad as hell I didn't have to witness her pop out of the muff. I don't need those mental images when I go divin'..which is just about every night. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...yummy!

Lita out!


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