Why Billy Joel Sucks

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Re: Love this wow

Postby Jake » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:25 pm

quasarwutwut wrote:4 out of 5. Pretty good. Hopefully broccoli will be better next week.

There. This just justified my little experiment with allow anonymous commenters on the boards.

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Postby jonas » Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:54 pm

Jake wrote:There. This just justified my little experiment with allow anonymous commenters on the boards.


The anonymous commenters add yes to the quality of board. Thank you.

Some Scuz

Postby Some Scuz » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:00 pm

Which one of you assholes is going to fuck me in front my new Amish-made Heat Surge electric fireplace with realistic flame?

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Postby Baltimucho » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:54 pm

Some Scuz wrote:my new Amish-made Heat Surge electric fireplace with realistic flame?


It was always burning since the world's been turning.

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:16 pm

Some Scuz wrote:Which one of you assholes is going to fuck me in front my new Amish-made Heat Surge electric fireplace with realistic flame?


I will. I will fuck you. Anally. With the barrel end of my loaded 12 gauge.

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Postby Jake » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:51 am

Sugarcubes Forever wrote:I will fuck you. Anally. With the barrel end of my loaded 12 gauge.

You've got some strange issues, my man.

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Postby Chris G » Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:25 pm

I have a client, and... a woman I'll simple call 'a close relative of BJ,' works at their office.

She once mentioned having some evening plans with him. She didn't say "Bill Joel" by name, only referenced him by relation but everybody knows the relationship. The way she said it I'm pretty sure she was baiting to see if anyone would ask about him, but nobody humored her. I was tempted to say, "well just don't let him drive," but I bit my tongue. She's alright. And I've really got no problem with Mr. Joel either. I'm not a big fan, he's not really my thing, but there are a Lot of other people I'd put in line way ahead of BJ when it comes to annoying pop-musicians.

I like his attitude towards his detractors:

The Entertainer wrote:I am the Entertainer,
And I've had to pay my price.
The things I did not know at first,
I learned by doin' twice.
But still they come to haunt me,
Still they want their say.
So I've learned to dance
With a hand in my pants,
And they rub on my neck,
And I write 'em a check,
And they go their merry way.


He does whatever the fuck he wants. And if it crosses someone and they sue -- "Yeah? Jerk me off. Here's some 'fuck-off money'." -- and he gets on with his life.

And today he's about a zillion times richer than he was 30+ years ago when he wrote that song.

Hmm...

Yeah, I respect Bill Joel.

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:06 pm

you drinlin' Chris? Seems like it.

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Postby Chris G » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:11 am

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:you drinlin' Chris? Seems like it.


"drinlin'" ?

I don't know what that is.

Unless you meant to write "drinkin'" but were too drunk to spell it.

I'm not drinkin'. But I did just finish eatin'.

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Postby jonas » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:54 am

Were you on sabbatical or something Chris? Seems like you were gone a while.


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