Glonoid Dream Hookup

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The Glonoid I would most like to ravage is

Jake
0
No votes
Derek
1
9%
Mixmaster Shecky
2
18%
Steve-O
0
No votes
Jaimeo
0
No votes
Grounded5am
4
36%
DJMurphy
0
No votes
Worpswede
3
27%
Sugarcubes Forever
0
No votes
Sven
1
9%
 
Total votes: 11

quasarwutwut
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Glonoid Dream Hookup

Postby quasarwutwut » Mon May 18, 2009 1:38 pm

Your task is simple: get it on with ONE esteemed Glonoid.

You are choosing from amongst the prestigious "Top 10 Posters", who will have to stop posting momentarily in order to get it on with you.

Regretfully I have pulled Miss Carol from the poll ('pole' - hah!), as I believe that makes it far too easy a choice. I have replaced her with Sven (who's not a Top 10 Poster) because I believe that makes it a more difficult choice.

Remember people: this is not about the the date before, the morning after, or waiting for results from the clinic. No, this is about getting it on, pure and simple. Let's do this.

D. Phillips
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Postby D. Phillips » Mon May 18, 2009 2:29 pm

I voted for myself because I've nailed everyone else on that list.

steve-o
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Postby steve-o » Mon May 18, 2009 4:04 pm

*bummed Ricki Lixx isn't on the list*

quasarwutwut
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Postby quasarwutwut » Mon May 18, 2009 5:13 pm

D. Phillips wrote:I voted for myself because I've nailed everyone else on that list.

You know I saw that video of you and Shecky, and I would say "nailed" is a pretty apt description. You should wear suspenders more often, those looked very flattering on you.

worpswede
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Re: Glonoid Dream Hookup

Postby worpswede » Mon May 18, 2009 8:14 pm

quasarwutwut wrote:...who will have to stop posting momentarily in order to get it on with you.

Dude, that doesn't even work for my wife. Calling Jake for that the "somebody's wrong on the internet" cartoon.

miss carol
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Postby miss carol » Mon May 18, 2009 10:16 pm

Depends...which one has health insurance and a pension?

Mixmaster Shecky
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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Tue May 19, 2009 2:33 am

quasarwutwut wrote:You know I saw that video of you and Shecky, and I would say "nailed" is a pretty apt description. You should wear suspenders more often, those looked very flattering on you.


That was a long night. How could you tell it was me in that bunny suit?



I also voted for myself, because frankly I need the ego boost.

DJMurphy
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Postby DJMurphy » Tue May 19, 2009 10:43 am

Yeah baby, me and Jake are neck-and-neck!! What's that Minutemen album, Three Way Tie For Last? Yah.... we got a 5 way tie.

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Rikki Lixx
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Postby Rikki Lixx » Tue May 19, 2009 11:20 am

It's all dudes on there! LOL! For the longest time I thought that sugertits was a chick, but it turns out it's a dude! LMAO! That chick with the pigtails ain't even on there. She looks kinda hot.
L8R!

Jake
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Postby Jake » Tue May 19, 2009 2:51 pm

Everybody knows I wear a purity ring.


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