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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:30 pm
by Mixmaster Shecky
What, no "Kill Bill" references?

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:06 pm
by Jake
A friend posted this: "He was in Bangkok, and he couldn't find someone else to join him? Or at least keep him from dying? I'm sure that in Bangkok if you can't find a proper prostitute, you can at least find a spotter."

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:44 pm
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Jake wrote:A friend posted this: "He was in Bangkok, and he couldn't find someone else to join him? Or at least keep him from dying? I'm sure that in Bangkok if you can't find a proper prostitute, you can at least find a spotter."
not saying this is the case here..but in a case where the spotters are 11 year old girls something could go wrong and they might flee.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:46 pm
by Rikki Lixx
quasarwutwut wrote:And, because I can't help myself, the alternate title to this thread:

David Carradine Beats Himself (Off) to Death
You mention Carradine again, and I'll beat your ass.

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:18 am
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
First Mike Tyson's daughter is strangled by the treadmill cord. Next David Carradine is strangled by a cord. It's these cords! They're coming to life and killing people! I'd suggest you take all the cords in your house and burn them immediately. Don't bury them. The cords will dig their way out and come back to strangle you. It's these cords!

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:51 pm
by stickman45
You mention autoerotic asphyxiation again and Ricki Lixx will beat you off.

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:53 pm
by stickman45
I sent this from my phone. My predictive text recognizes "autoerotic asphyxiation". Just sayin'. L8er H8ers.