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David Carradine dead

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:29 pm
by Mixmaster Shecky
He hanged himself? WTF?

Man, this is just weird...

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:55 pm
by jonas
Autoerotic asphyxiation I guess. Which is still weird...

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:14 pm
by D. Phillips
Yeah, 'cause you simply can't get freaky sex in Thailand...

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:18 pm
by Jake
Come on now. Carradine should've totally beaten somebody to death!

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:26 am
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Jake wrote:Come on now. Carradine should've totally beaten somebody to death!
Patrick Swayze fer sure.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:38 am
by quasarwutwut
D. Phillips wrote:Yeah, 'cause you simply can't get freaky sex in Thailand...
That's not true! I was there last spring and ordered some sex with a monkey, a turnip, a 78-year-old eunuch and a- wait.. I see what you did there. Ignore that first part, I make joke!

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:40 am
by quasarwutwut
And, because I can't help myself, the alternate title to this thread:

David Carradine Beats Himself (Off) to Death

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:34 am
by Little Timmy
You have learned nothing, Grasshopper.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:40 pm
by miss carol
From the Globe and Mail:
Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope “tied around his penis and another rope around his neck.”

“The two ropes were tied together,” he said. “It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm
The title of film in production? Stretch.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:01 pm
by Tim
72 and still Autoerotic asphyxiationating? An Inspiration to freaky old people everywhere!