Rock band exterminator

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Postby quasarwutwut » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:17 am

For security reasons I can't divulge why this will work, but trust me when I say that most of your problems will be solved if you eliminated this man:
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Yes, that's Billy Powell, late keyboardist for Lynyrd Skynyrd. Just trust me on this.

Be careful though- If you eliminate Billy Powell AND the man pictured below you will accidentally destroy ALL of today's music:
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Postby DJMurphy » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:27 pm

Mixmaster Shecky wrote:Having said that, I would happily lop off the branch that gave birth to nu metal, consequences be damned.

Was that an accidental side effect of The Smashing Pumpkins? Or did I miss an intervening link?

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Postby Jake » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:33 pm

I'm pretty sure we would lose nu metal as long as we chopped off the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Timber!

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Postby creepy » Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:19 pm

I still stand by my choice of I.C.P.. They're perfect because they have no root and no legacy. They exist in a place separate from art and culture. They're the alpha and omega of shittiness...

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Postby jonas » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:19 pm

Jake wrote:I'm pretty sure we would lose nu metal as long as we chopped off the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Timber!


I'm fine with that chop with or without losing nu metal.

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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:39 am

DJMurphy wrote:Was that an accidental side effect of The Smashing Pumpkins? Or did I miss an intervening link?


Well, we could debate the origins for weeks. Pumpkins? Peppers? INXS? Might have to go all the way back to Zeppelin - who knows?

Either way, I say chop!

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Postby Lep » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:16 am

quasarwutwut wrote:For security reasons I can't divulge why this will work

It's something to do with hair, isn't it?

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:30 pm

creepy wrote:I still stand by my choice of I.C.P.. They're perfect because they have no root and no legacy. They exist in a place separate from art and culture. They're the alpha and omega of shittiness...


They are a fucking miracle!

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Postby jonas » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:53 pm

Sugarcubes Forever wrote:
That makes no fucking sense.

I'm going to have to fight you.


I'll swallow you whole and shit out 8-tracks. You do not want to fuck with me.

And killing off the Housemartins also eliminates Fatboy Slim. We're good with that, yeah?

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Postby steve-o » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:54 pm

creepy wrote:I still stand by my choice of I.C.P.. They're perfect because they have no root and no legacy. They exist in a place separate from art and culture. They're the alpha and omega of shittiness...


And lose all the high-quality entertainment? Next thing you're going to tell me, you DON'T want Sarah Palin for the Republican ticket in 2012!


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