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Sven?

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:20 am
by Mixmaster Shecky
Where you at, man?

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:32 am
by Lep
Жизнь во Владивостоке?

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:06 am
by DJMurphy
Dude's gone underground. Only way to get messages to him is by yeti, which are notoriously difficult to nail down. Ya gotta bribe the yeti with whiskey and a coupla hot ladies, then maybe he'll bring a message to Sven for ya.

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:10 am
by DJMurphy
And nah, Vladivostok was too populted for Sven; he opted for a quiet little yurt deep in Tibet.

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:19 pm
by Jake
We'll always have "Stupid Bastard Girl." At least he went out on top!

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:15 am
by Mixmaster Shecky
Did I miss something? Did Sven quit these parts for good?

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:03 am
by Jake
He hasn't posted anything to the boards since April 2, 2010. So...

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:04 pm
by jaimoe0
I've heard rumors of a Southeast Asian "pleasure cruise" with Gary Glitter that went horribly awry. Sven: Wrong place, wrong time, wrong events coordinator.

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:17 am
by steve-o
jaimoe0 wrote:I've heard rumors of a Southeast Asian "pleasure cruise" with Gary Glitter that went horribly awry. Sven: Wrong place, wrong time, wrong events coordinator.


I heard it wasn't nearly as spectacular. Something along the lines of a backyard wrestling match with Ricki Lixx and way too much Red Stag and Keystone Light. I'm sure there's a police report around somewhere that could get us up to speed.

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:40 pm
by creepy
Guantanamo...