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The decline of Western Civilization

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:30 am
by jaimoe0
So last night, former Thelonious Monster vocalist/songwriter/substance abuser Bob Forrest was on with Piers Morgan on CNN. (Note, whenever I look at Piers Morgan, I can't help but think "smug twat.") Anyway, he was on the program commenting on the Charlie Sheen meltdown. I guess he's a counselor on Celebrity Rehab or something. I dunno. I prefer him as a rocker. The next night, Brett Michaels is on the same show. Relative fame aside, isn't going from Thelonious Monster to Poison's ex-frontman a giant step backward? I'm just sayin'.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:01 pm
by jonas
I loved that movie!

Oh wait, threadcheck. Yes, Bret Michaels is in theory a step back, but when someone is a professional attention whore they become so drained of meaning that they eventually diminish to a meaningless cipher, empty of content or context. So it's hard for me to compare him to anything but a bowl of vanilla pudding.

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:19 pm
by quasarwutwut
jonas wrote:I loved that movie!

Oh wait, threadcheck. Yes, Bret Michaels is in theory a step back, but when someone is a professional attention whore they become so drained of meaning that they eventually diminish to a meaningless cipher, empty of content or context. So it's hard for me to compare him to anything but a bowl of vanilla pudding.

I once put my penis in a bowl of vanilla pudding. Does this mean I've had sex with Bret Michaels?

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:29 pm
by DJMurphy
quasarwutwut wrote:I once put my penis in a bowl of vanilla pudding. Does this mean I've had sex with Bret Michaels?

Hey, that bowl of vanilla pudding has had sex with Pammy before she got ravaged by Tommy; that's a rather decent notch on his bedpost, I'd say.

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:51 pm
by jonas
quasarwutwut wrote:I once put my penis in a bowl of vanilla pudding. Does this mean I've had sex with Bret Michaels?


Why, yes. Yes it does.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:48 am
by Mixmaster Shecky
[Shecky pushes delicious bowl of pudding away]