Influences: Our Lord and Savior

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Influences: Our Lord and Savior

Postby steve-o » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:00 pm

I'm probably giving these guys way more attention than they deserve, but this is frickin' hysterical.

I only hope for their sake it's a joke.

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Postby Dawg » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:09 pm

Gotta give 'em props for the King's X shoutout, though

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Postby miss carol » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:52 am

oh for fuck's sake. did you see those boots? the lyrca pants? too much. what would jesus do? shake his head and cry.

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Postby anothermonkey » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:49 pm

Thank you, Steve-O. This is fantastic. It HAS to be a joke. No one could possibly be serious about the following line...


"In the future we will become cyborgs...and battle robotic gallactic wars..."


The very, very tanned bass player is pretty awesome.

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Postby hebrew hammer » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:59 pm

Must be a joke. C'mon. Its over the top. Completely unbelievable, plus, even if they were serious, they'd never be taken seriously even if they played good music. Why? BAM! Lycra. Seriously, what decade are these guys from? And nice pouts dickheads.

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Postby steve-o » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:48 pm

Hey, if it's a joke, they're brilliant. If it's serious...well, they're still brilliant. What else can you say about a band that has Ralph Nader, Jesus, and battling Cyborgs all in one song? And on top of that, they make it sound like Shake's Birthday Song from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Postby n8 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:46 pm

They have awesome names, especially the last one.

JAMIE AEGIS: Lead vocals, guitar, keyboards; MATTHIUS ST. GERMAIN: Lead guitar; MARK DOVE: Bass; BJORN "AGAIN" JOHANNESDOTTIR: Percussion,


Best line from a band bio ever:

When Dwight was called home to the Lord, bassist Mark Dove was asked to fill-in.


...and then there was tan. And flaming boots.

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Postby worpswede » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:54 pm

miss carol wrote:what would jesus do? shake his head and cry.

you're wrong. jesus would help roadie for 'em.

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Postby miss carol » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:41 am

worpswede wrote:
miss carol wrote:what would jesus do? shake his head and cry.

you're wrong. jesus would help roadie for 'em.


really? wouldn't his robes get in the way?


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