The Worst Lyrics Of All Time

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Barabajagal
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Postby Barabajagal » Mon May 14, 2007 9:55 am

STP's Weiland is always good for a shitty lyric:

Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

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Postby stickman45 » Mon May 14, 2007 1:15 pm

Dude started a song with "Forward yesterday" ("Creep").

Fuck him.

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Postby worpswede » Wed May 16, 2007 11:07 pm

stickman45 wrote:Dude started a song with "Forward yesterday" ("Creep").

Fuck him.

There are days in which your succinct replies are nothing short of brilliant. I want you to know this.
Brief. Funny. And spot on.

Nobody has said word one about the lyrical genius of W.A.S.P.

Such a wicked vicious woman,
Black magic voodoo queen
Les-bo nymphomaniac,
Ooh, she's got a girlfriend that's seventeen

Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye

Stole the rent and drank all my J.D,
She went and hi-jacked my brand new car
I say A.C, she says D.C,
The damned bitch is just too bizarre

Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye

I call her liar
Her eyes burn the flame
Liar, the princess of pain

Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye Ballcrusher

Such a wicked vicious woman,
The hellraiser finally pushed her luck
Before I go and leave her in my dust,
I'm gonna ...........her till she can't stand up

Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye

I call her liar
Her eyes burn the flame
Liar, the daughter of DeSade

Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye Ballcrusher
Bye bye bye

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Postby Barabajagal » Thu May 17, 2007 5:24 pm

Besides the misogyny, what's wrong with those lyrics?

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Postby terrabull » Sat May 19, 2007 1:22 am

I read the list, but to this day nothing induces nausea for me like Nelly Furtado:

I'm like a bird
I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is
I don't know where my home is

however, i unfortunately flipped past a video of some hack band called "Hinder" who may take the cake:

I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me

i think that truly horrifying lyrics have to be clearly belted out in the chorus to really count, especially if the chorus forms the only real hook in the song. these two do just that.

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Sat May 19, 2007 6:47 am

You can thank Mutt Lange for this atrocity against mankind .......

All I Want to Do is Make Love to You ( by Heart)

It was a rainy night
When he came into sight,
Standing by the road,
No umbrella, no coat.
So I pulled up alongside
And I offered him a ride.
He accepted with a smile,
So we drove for a while.
I didn’t ask him his name,
This lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me it’s right,
Is this love at first sight?
Please don’t make it wrong,
Just stay for the night.

All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will
You want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I’ve got lovin’ arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel,
It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night.
Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me,
So many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all
I left him was a note
I told him
I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
Don’t try to find me,
Please don’t you dare
Just live in my memory,
You’ll always be there

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
I’ve got lovin’ arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love

Then it happened one day,
We came round the same way
You can imagine his surprise
When he saw his own eyes
I said please, please understand
I’m in love with another man
And what he couldn’t give me
Was the one little thing that you can

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too

All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long

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Postby worpswede » Sat May 19, 2007 11:45 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:You can thank Mutt Lange for this atrocity against mankind .......

All I Want to Do is Make Love to You ( by Heart)

Volumes could be written about this song.
Why is she picking up hitchhikers to screw?
Couldn't she go to a bar?
Isn't that an unsafe practice?
Not only is she unfaithful physically, it appears that she's emotionally unfaithful ("Fate, tell me it's right/Is this love at first sight?") as well.
Why is she familiar with the motel? Has she been there before?
This song fascinates me.
It's a piece of shit, but why they (Heart) chose to cover it (label pressure?) and why the public was drawn to it is simply mindblowing.

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Sun May 20, 2007 12:30 pm

worpswede wrote:
Why is she picking up hitchhikers to screw?
Isn't that an unsafe practice?
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Don't be so paranoid. The Bride of Sven and I do it all the time.
There's a lot of nice people out there thumbin' on the roads.
Too bad we have to tie them to the couch and subject them to episodes of "House" afterwards.


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