Help! New GLONO Message Board member rank?

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Jake
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Help! New GLONO Message Board member rank?

Postby Jake » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:19 am

Sven's post got me thinking that it might be time for a new ranking. Currently, we've got five automatic member ranking classifications:

GLONO Board Playa - 20 posts
GLONO Board Pimp - 100
GLONO Board Mack Daddy - 250
GLONO Board Kingpin - 500
GLONO Board Maniac - 1000

As more users are approaching 3,000 posts, we'll need to get on this. Any ideas?
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D. Phillips
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Postby D. Phillips » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:31 am

How about:
GLONO Board Time Waster
GLONO Board Unproductive Employee
GLONO Board Basement Dweller
GLONO Board Chick Magnet

???

stickman45
Cocksmith
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Postby stickman45 » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:46 am

Cocksmith.

That is all.

LionIndex
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Postby LionIndex » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:33 pm

GloNo Board Zealot
GloNo Board Unstoppable Zombie Army
GloNo Board Armageddon
GloNo Board Vienna Frank

I've always thought the personal titles were more amusing, like for Chris G, Hebrew Hammer, G5 and others.

worpswede
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Postby worpswede » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:17 pm

LionIndex wrote:I've always thought the personal titles were more amusing, like for Chris G, Hebrew Hammer, G5 and others.

I agree. Sticky totally deserves that cocksmith title.

stickman45
Cocksmith
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Postby stickman45 » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:59 pm

Aww...and I didn't get you anything.

Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:53 pm

Glonosaurus Rex

Glodiator

Schlomo Glonostein

Glonosapien

Glozilla

Non-Perishable Food Item---which would suck if they died

Fester Von Zesterberg's slutty mom Lita took over his account when he was mauled to death by grizzlies. Hhave any other registered users died?
Lotsa glonos who died..died

worpswede
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Postby worpswede » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:31 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:Glonosaurus Rex
Have any other registered users died?
Lotsa glonos who died..died

I always wondered about thinsafetypin. Hope he's ok.
I used to enjoy nobodygirl's manic posts, too.
There seemed to be some tension between her and Hebrew Hammer's original forrays on these boards. I think swear words were used, which was awesome.
Miss Carol and jaimoe and creepy need to post more.
Sticky comes through at just the right moments. Like a good comedian, his posts are impeccably timed.

LionIndex
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Postby LionIndex » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:17 pm

worpswede wrote:I always wondered about thinsafetypin. Hope he's ok.
I used to enjoy nobodygirl's manic posts, too.
There seemed to be some tension between her and Hebrew Hammer's original forrays on these boards. I think swear words were used, which was awesome.
Miss Carol and jaimoe and creepy need to post more.
Sticky comes through at just the right moments. Like a good comedian, his posts are impeccably timed.


nbg still posts an article once in a while, but I haven't seen her on the boards in forever. I thinking of most of the same people, though. Carol's got the most posts of anybody other than Jake, so I think she's probably okay (and I think she said she's gonna be real busy for a while, so...).
Another guy I haven't seen in a while is steve-o, who's partially why I never posted much in the first place. I'd start reading a thread, and have an idea of something to say, and then I'd see that steve-o had already posted almost exactly what I was going to say.

Sven Killer Robot Spacema
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:15 pm

Seems like the 40-ish members hang around. It's the whipper snappers who disappear. This board may be a bit too smart for the under 27 demo, a generation that for the most part has no grasp of irony and sarcasm.
Or maybe the youngin's are just flighty and move around more.
My suggestions to put more 18 to 27 year olds arses in the seats...

More discussion on violent video games and cage fighting for the males. For the ladies--topics ranging from the asses of hpt country male singers like Dierks Bentley TO "what is the best layout program for an ameeeezing myspace background?"

Frequent use of the phrase "soooooo ameeezing."


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