Two Big Black Guys Beat Alannis Morrissette To Death

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Two Big Black Guys Beat Alannis Morrissette To Death

Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:40 pm

The Lord called Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac home over the weekend.
Alanis DID NOT succumb, despite finding a black fly in her chardonnay.

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Postby quasarwutwut » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:13 pm

So... awesomely... inappropriate.

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Postby BloodshotBaby » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:22 pm

*speechless*

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Postby jonas » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:00 pm

Please file this under Thread Titles I Wish I'd Thought Of First.

Thank you.

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:48 am

Hayes is a Scientologist, isn't he?

edit: found this article at Slate on his fate as a Thetan.

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Postby DJMurphy » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:55 am

The ramification of the Rule Of Threes scares me... who's gonna be taken next? It still could be Alanis, poor thing. And I know it's a joke, but Alanis is harmless. You'd think that the forces of balance would be gunning for 4 Non Blondes for foisting all that "Hay yay yay, What's going on" donkeycrap on us in the '90s.

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Postby Donaldson » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:37 am

DJMurphy wrote:You'd think that the forces of balance would be gunning for 4 Non Blondes for foisting all that "Hay yay yay, What's going on" donkeycrap on us in the '90s.


Ya know, Murph, I hadn't thought of them at all lately. Until your post. At the time, I had a GF that was quite into that song. (Enh, she was a Republican; what can you do?)

I think the forces of balance have already taken quite good care of them.

Plus, I'll go on record right now as saying the Rule of Three (regarding celebrity death, not art) is dirt-bunk.

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Postby D. Phillips » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:40 am

Not entirely off-topic but one of my favorite Onion headlines was the week after George Harrison died. In a little side bar was the simple statement:
Ringo's Next

Again, terribly inappropriate and hilarious at the same time.

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Postby Jake » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:17 pm

Donaldson wrote:I think the forces of balance have already taken quite good care of them.

I dunno. Chief Non-Blonde Linda Perry has gone on to become a very successful songwriter, penning Pink's awesome "Get the Party Started" and the undeniable "Beautiful," written for Christina Aguilera but covered by everybody, including Clem Snide.

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Postby D. Phillips » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:55 pm

Linda Perry is the new Barry Manilow.


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