Two Big Black Guys Beat Alannis Morrissette To Death

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Donaldson
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Postby Donaldson » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:26 pm

Jake wrote:Linda Perry has gone on to become a very successful songwriter, penning Pink's awesome "Get the Party Started".


Jake, I stand corrected. Thank you. And I will contend that "Get the Party Started" is infinitely more listenable than "What's Up?," without even qualifying that statement with a puss-out back-door phrase like, "you know, for pop."

Where's my tee-shirt?

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:57 pm

DJMurphy wrote:. who's gonna be taken next? .


Judging by the pattern Yaphet Kotto's days are numbered.

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Postby jaimoe0 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:32 pm

D. Phillips wrote:Linda Perry is the new Barry Manilow.


I didn't know Barry Manilow had a collection of aggressively stupid hats.

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Postby D. Phillips » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:50 pm

jaimoe0 wrote:
I didn't know Barry Manilow had a collection of aggressively stupid hats.


He has a collection of aggressively stupid hair-dos.

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Postby miss carol » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:33 pm

D. Phillips wrote:
He has a collection of aggressively stupid hair-dos.


And a collection of aggressive plastic surgeons

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Postby BloodshotBaby » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:52 pm

This thread keeps getting better and better.

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Postby Jake » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:29 pm

DJMurphy wrote:The ramification of the Rule Of Threes scares me... who's gonna be taken next?

Jerry Wexler, R&B Impresario, Is Dead at 91.

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Postby DJMurphy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:47 pm


Yup, that's what I'm talking about. Dirt-bunk my ass. Now there's no one left from the old guard at Atlantic Records, one of the most successful GOOD (or formerly good) labels there ever was.

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Postby grounded5am » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:28 pm

hey! elektra wasn't half bad.

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Postby Chris G » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:31 am

December 2007 New York Post headline:
IKE BEATS TINA TO DEATH

My favorite: When Upper West Side high-end dominitrix prostitute get murder, bullet right in the brain, the New York Post headline read:
WEST SIDE WHIPPER GETS WHACKED

SIDE NOTE: Marv Albert was one of the names in her "client" address book.


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