Funny Metal Parody

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Funny Metal Parody

Postby D. Phillips » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:29 pm

As a young lad, I was a big metal fan. My favorite bands were Iron Maiden, Dio, Judas Priest and then the lighter fare of Ratt and Motley Crue. What I never got into was the marble mouth nonsense of Sepultura, et al.

Here now, through the magic of YouTube, is a really funny interpretation of a newer follower of that genre, Trivium. Please watch with the sound on as it is hilarious.

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GNLDLyeepVs"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed>

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Postby Jake » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:01 pm

Oh my god. That's hilarious.

I had, of course, to find the real lyrics. And they're even sillier than the ones the video guy made up:

The Face,
The Lips,
Tremble,
Let it rip,
Your breath,
Quickening,
As heat,
Rushes in,

Pull,
Harder,
Strings,
Martyr,
Stop,
You cry,
That's,
A lie,
Flushed,
Gasping,
White,
Reddening,
You smile,
And destroy it,
It's time
That we end this,

It's our curse,
That makes this world so hopeless,
Allowing our,
King to spread his genocidal wings,

Clawing,
The skin,
Each kill,
Your weakness,
Annihilation,
Your masturbation
Tyrant I'll burn you down,

Pull,
Harder,
Strings,
Martyr,
Stop,
You cry,
That's,
A lie,
Flushed,
Gasping,
White,
Reddening,
You smile,
And destroy it,
It's time,
That we end this

It's our curse,
That makes this world so hopeless,
Allowing our,
King to spread his genocidal wings,

My hands grip your throat,
I need your end,
Burned staked ripped apart,
I avenge,
For every life you've taken,
I am here to repay,
You ask me "Oh God why?"
Cos I'm God, Fucking why?
For every life you've taken,
I am here to repay,

Pull,
Harder,
Strings,
Martyr,
Stop,
You cry,
That's,
A lie,
Flushed,
Gasping,
White,
Reddening,
You smile,
And destroy it,
It's time that we end this,

It's our curse,
That makes this world so hopeless,
Allowing our,
King to spread his genocidal wings,
It's our curse,
That makes this world so hopeless,
Allowing our,
King to spread his genocidal wings

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Postby worpswede » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:47 pm

Seriously. If anyone can tell me what the fuck is with that band Avenged Sevenfold, please enlighten me.
It's just the way you piss...

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Postby blackshoestring » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:22 am

That is föoken funny.

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Postby trainwreck2 » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:06 am

cock rock without the rock...
**cock**
Image

worpswede wrote:Seriously. If anyone can tell me what the fuck is with that band Avenged Sevenfold, please enlighten me.
It's just the way you piss...

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:14 pm

Death/Dark/ Black Metal is a parody of itself so there's no real need to
make fun of it. What needs pokin fun at is the "rock" for lack of a better term bands that still get played on top 40 radio in between Eminem and Kelly Clarkson. That Staind single that sounded exactly like their big hit from their other album was ridiculous. And it was on top 40 radio all the time. The Blink 182 ripoffs seem to have run their course but there's a new even whiner more off-key genre of faux punk.
Rock n'Roll on hit radio may never die but it's about the same shape as
Barbaro. Anybody got any links to crazy kats makin' fun of that shit?

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Postby BeaArthur5-49 » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:52 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:Death/Dark/ Black Metal is a parody of itself so there's no real need to make fun of it.


No need, maybe, but it sure does yield some good chuckles. Here's MY favorite metal parody:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail141.html

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Postby hebrew hammer » Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:41 pm

Here's the actual video:

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kuYER36hxHs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed>

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Postby Lep » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:12 am

I love how they go to the Journey chorus after the croaky-vocal verse.

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Postby Jake » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:11 pm

And then there is the new Iron Maiden video, "The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg," from A Matter of Life and Death:

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dNttRSMqOe0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed>


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