The Ryan Adams Report

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The Ryan Adams Report

Postby Jake » Wed May 21, 2003 3:10 pm

I'm thinking as a new thing on the boards it might be fun to keep an eye on the dopey things Ryan Adams posts to his own message boards. If you want to help me keep an eye on this, you just have to go to the search page and search for Posted by RYAN. It's a pain, but if a bunch of us do it, it might be fun. And that way, we can scoop Rolling Stone and the mags that report on Adams' every move.

If you quote something, be sure to provide the link to the message.

Here's one:
Today Live from NYC posted by RYAN on 5/19/03 3:52:14 PM
hello lovely spring chickens. its is a glorious day in New York City. i have completed 4 new songs on my home recording machine. They sound fun and sexy albeit alittle TRex. jesse Malin, johnny T. and myself are currently helping our friends in the finger locate d a newe Girl Singer for the band. Also, The Finger, a band I am certainly not the guita player for, are rehearsing all week for the new album we are certainly not making. with any luck well all have some fun new tunes to listen to this summer/fall. I have decided against going to The New School in NYC and completeing 15 more credits towards my eventual diploma.

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Postby Jake » Wed May 21, 2003 3:20 pm

TONIGHT AT RYAN GENTLES PLACE posted by RYAN on 5/18/03 3:28:46 AM
Ryan Gentles, my manager, fabulous (name drop here) of the Strokes and myself have finished the final draft for the box set tonight and its feeling pretty good. Plenty of Pinkhearts, 48hours- full album uncut, The Suicide Handbook with all the fixins and yes,,,,,,,,love is hell. we got nineteen tracks to choose from.....so some of the Pinkhearts is gonha have the Scott Litt recordings because we finished up with him on that and there are some real gems on there...stuff you guys heard live.......and you know, basically im really stoked. i wanna make this thing for fans...not for over-kill or glory. for the people who stayed........lets hope it all flys. thats all. im really happy with it...........and lee sends tons of love.

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Postby Jake » Wed May 21, 2003 3:25 pm

Dear NME posted by RYAN on 5/18/03 2:20:31 AM
you are a twinkling little star all made up like a slut full of ships in an hour glass full of holes rolling through hills in the roman empire when the meat goes sour but tastes all sweet. steak tar-tar. a scene from the best worst film of all time on constant repeat. its why everybody loves you and hates themselves later. the perfect fuck. really all teeth and never a smile you didnt catch without a parachute to match. Dear NME. Id take you in the field with dirty nails and breathless clothes falling to your side like candy lost from the bag. Id do you up like a 10dollar drink in a bowling alley. Id stiff you for the bill. you know all this, you Naughty bedroom spill naptkin. la la la.

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Postby Jake » Wed May 21, 2003 5:30 pm

Apparently, he watches American Idol!
GOODBYE KIMBERLY posted by RYAN on 5/14/03 8:28:06 PM
I WOULD ROCK THAT NASTY BODY IF I WAS A GOOD BOY BUT IM A BAD BOY AND ONE DAY, YOU MIGHT NEED THAT. GOODBYE FROM AMERICAN IDOL. SOMEBODY PLEASE SLAP RYAN SEACREST. HE AND JOHN MAYER ARE FRIENDS APPARENTLY. LAST TIME I SAW RYAN SEACREST, I DID A RADIO SPOT THAT HE HOSTED AND I WAS SO FUCKING HIGH ON DEMEROL, IT ALMOST WASNT FUNNY. HES FROM ATLANTA.....I WAS LIKE "YOUVE GOT LA CRAWLING ALL OVER YOO".....HE DIDNT LAUGH....WHATEVER

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Postby thousandfold » Thu May 22, 2003 2:38 pm

Well, this would certainly be a helpful service to me, as I am far too lazy to look for it myself. Thanks!

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Postby Tom4 » Thu May 22, 2003 3:25 pm

Seriously though, fuck Ryan Adams.

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Postby Jake » Thu May 22, 2003 3:36 pm

Tom, Ryan does a fine job of fucking himself.

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Postby Jake » Wed May 28, 2003 10:41 pm

Last Night NYC Lucinda WILLIAMS/ BOWERY BALLROOM posted by RYAN on 5/28/03 9:07:32 PM
the show was amazing. all Lost Highway people were there. Everybody was there. Things look amazing. Its gonna be an incredible year. Yay. I looked fucking hot too. All drugged up and creeping arond on all fours doing the snakewalk thru chinatown. The Finger recorded some stuff last night at the new studio on avenue a. wicked fun. jesse malin is making a new album in sept. back to work. la la laa. Lucinda was venemous.

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In the cold cold night posted by RYAN on 5/28/03 6:51:05 PM
once every show, in an act of humanitarian goodwill, he lets her out of her roadcase to bore her way through and yet another song about absolute fuck-all. I wonder what size attic it is he keeps her in with all those monkey skulls. Sell it back to canada its only a fucking a river.

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Re: In the cold cold night posted by RYAN on 5/28/03 7:01:54 PM
jack is a fucking nothing. people with little teeth are scary. good thing he dosent do drunks, there wouldnt be anthing left to dilute. the crocadile dundee of rock.

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have to say it.... posted by RYAN on 5/28/03 6:19:52 PM
hey everybody look, here comes the whbite stripes.........hey everybody look.....there goes the white stripes. a gimmick in any other color.......i guess its true. your record company/ publicist can buy you covers but you cant make em like it. sad little band.

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how nice of jack posted by RYAN on 5/28/03 6:44:09 PM
how nice of jack to finally let meg date. of course it had to be somebody from a band he ultimately is the only fan of. ah, divorcee bliss. it must be so fun. wuthering fucking heights. bring it on boys

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That's enough for now. He's on a roll though tonight, ha ha.

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Oops, one more!

Postby Jake » Wed May 28, 2003 10:46 pm

One more:

Robbie Fulks wittles records out of driftwood posted by RYAN on 5/28/03 6:14:32 PM
thats why only seven people own one. boy is chicago one huge fucking mud puddle of over zealous garbage. thank god for wilco. oh wait........

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Classic.

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Postby jaimoe0 » Thu May 29, 2003 1:12 am

Apropos of nothing, and not that anyone cares, but I can't handle this particular thread anymore. Are we not fueling Adam's drug-addled, alcohol-driven self-obsession by reposting this shit? Anyway, that's enough for me. He's almost a big enough ass to make me not listen to his music, and I try not to make decisions about the music I listen to based on whether or not the musician in question is an ass, but Mr. Adams certainly makes it difficult.


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