Jake wrote:Boo. Voted out the first round! Bummer.
Is this the worst season (talent-wise) ever? I'm shocked by the mediocrity. Shocked!
Are you talkin about Tyler the 70's rocker kid? He and the latino crooner kid were the ones voted off. He sang "American Woman get away from me." The song did not put women on a pedestal--even though the lyrics are really about the government. It did not worship at the feet of the woman. It's okay for the woman to break the mans heart. But not okay for the man to say "stay away from me." The man must say " Stay with me. Our love must last forever."
By the way Janell was really juicy like the chick from the bad Marky Mark Planet of the Apes. But she was too pretty with her large supple breasts. My breasts are so small and dorky. Men would pick her over me. So I must vote her off now.
Yep they kept the Asian guy and voted off Tyler.
Just like the Lisa Simpson mag "Non-Threatening Boys."