Sven?

Mixmaster Shecky · Post by **Mixmaster Shecky** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:20 am

Where you at, man?

Lep · Post by **Lep** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:32 am

Жизнь во Владивостоке?

DJMurphy · Post by **DJMurphy** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:06 am

Dude's gone underground. Only way to get messages to him is by yeti, which are notoriously difficult to nail down. Ya gotta bribe the yeti with whiskey and a coupla hot ladies, then maybe he'll bring a message to Sven for ya.

DJMurphy · Post by **DJMurphy** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:10 am

And nah, Vladivostok was too populted for Sven; he opted for a quiet little yurt deep in Tibet.

Post by **Jake** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:19 am

We'll always have "Stupid Bastard Girl." At least he went out on top!

Mixmaster Shecky · Post by **Mixmaster Shecky** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:15 am

Did I miss something? Did Sven quit these parts for good?

Post by **Jake** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:03 am

He hasn't posted anything to the boards since April 2, 2010. So...

jaimoe0 · Post by **jaimoe0** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:04 pm

I've heard rumors of a Southeast Asian "pleasure cruise" with Gary Glitter that went horribly awry. Sven: Wrong place, wrong time, wrong events coordinator.

steve-o · Post by **steve-o** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:17 am

jaimoe0 wrote:I've heard rumors of a Southeast Asian "pleasure cruise" with Gary Glitter that went horribly awry. Sven: Wrong place, wrong time, wrong events coordinator.

I heard it wasn't nearly as spectacular. Something along the lines of a backyard wrestling match with Ricki Lixx and way too much Red Stag and Keystone Light. I'm sure there's a police report around somewhere that could get us up to speed.

creepy · Post by **creepy** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:40 pm

Guantanamo...