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GLONO's Upright Standing Man of the Year 2007

December 28, 2007

Upright Standing Man of the YearLooking back, it’s so clear what was going on. A nation weary of years of war and a generation desperate to define itself in the shadow of their parents—who changed the world and reminded you of it on a daily basis—congealed around one man who would defy racial barriers and make everyone believe that there was something special about America.

Elvis Presley was a goofy, poor kid with a funny name and a ridiculous naiveté about his place in mid-century America and what it was to be “white” in the south. In January 1956 Elvis released “Heartbreak Hotel” and by April of that year it had changed the face of music and created rock and roll as we know it today (yes, it’s debatable which record is the actual “birth” of rock and roll but the cultural impact of Elvis’ first number one single is undeniable—just ask John Lennon).

From that January in 1956 until his death in August 1977 Elvis Presley was rock and roll. He encompassed the good and the bad, the dangerous and the pedestrian, the leather jacket and the jumpsuit. No, he wasn’t perfect but he molded and shaped a disparate palette of influences (blues, gospel, R&B, soul, and occasional jazz tones) to create an entirely American musical experience. And your life is better for it. More than fifty years later we at the dawn of what could be another rebirth for America.

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With the last light of the disastrous Bush years fading to gray we’re entering the beginning of the end of what has been a tremendously long political season. January 2008 is the launch of the primary season and just like that cold month in 1956, we may yet see a goofy kid with a funny name change America. The fact that a guy named Barack Hussein Obama isn’t laughed out of the race is a sign that things are changing. That he doesn’t court our darker fears for political gain is novel, but that he actually thinks America is better than everything George W. Bush has told us these past seven years gives Americans hope—maybe it’s naïve to think hope is anything more than a faded bumper sticker theme, but it’s hope that changes things.

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By dint of his own background, Barack Obama challenges the racial barriers that have for too long been exploited by mongrels and political sharpies to ensure they maintain their place of power—yes, from both sides of the aisle. Just look at the second paragraph of his Wikipedia entry:

Born in Honolulu to a Kenyan father and an American mother, Obama grew up in culturally diverse surroundings. He lived most of his early life in the majority-minority U.S. state of Hawaii and spent four of his pre-teen years in the multi-ethnic Indonesian capital city of Jakarta. A graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, Obama worked as a community organizer, university lecturer, and civil rights lawyer before running for public office. He served in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004, launching his campaign for U.S. Senate in 2003.

Want to see the face of change in the post-Bush years? Look at Barack Obama.

Glorious Noise doesn’t pretend to be non-political. We launched a National Affairs desk that leans more than a little left of center and our writing on music business issues probably makes the Wall Street Journal editorial board chuckle in their scotch at our utter disregard for Business Rules and the “rights” of the disembodied citizen that is a corporation. But we also don’t want to preach and we know that most readers of this site are more interested in where The Arcade Fire charts than how a particular political candidate is polling in Manchester, New Hampshire. So don’t take this as an appeal for your vote, but an appeal to your patriotism. If you love this country, then take a look at Barack Obama and then vote what you think is right. It might just change your life.

By restoring a modicum of hope in the hearts of this bunch of jaded cynics, Obama has earned the respect and endorsement of Glorious Noise as we grant him our "Upright Standing Man of the Year" award for 2007.

Previous Upright Standing Man winners: 2005, 2006.

Comments

I'd probably vote for Obama if I could. Hope 2008 is good to my American friends!

, Dec 28, 2007 9:30PM

How come that Arsenio don't run for something?
I remember he was real popular with the kids at one time.

, Dec 31, 2007 8:53AM

Racist

, Dec 31, 2007 9:14AM

Obama is my choice, absolutely! I'm thinking of zooming up to New Hampshire for canvassing and phone banks.

Sven, Arsenio? Please!

, Dec 31, 2007 6:18PM

"If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'."
-- John Lennon

, Jan 1, 2008 4:41AM

“It was Elvis who really got me buying records. I thought that early stuff of his was great. The Bill Haley era passed me by, in a way. When his records came on the wireless, my mother used to hear them, but they didn’t do anything for me. It was Elvis who got me hooked on beat music. When I heard Heartbreak Hotel, I thought ‘this is it’ and I started to grow sideboards and all that gear...”

"Before Elvis there was nothing"

"Elvis was religion to me"

--John Lennon

, Jan 1, 2008 8:31PM

Oh, and I don't really think you're a racist, Sven. That was a friendly little joke.

, Jan 1, 2008 8:32PM

Obama is good guy. I won't be voting for him, but he's a good guy. I question whether 2 years as a Jr. Senator, and a few years in the legislative branch of state government qualifies someone for the highest executive position in the land, but nobody could be worse than who we've got now.

, Jan 2, 2008 12:59AM

But mayor of New York City does qualify you? Interesting...

, Jan 2, 2008 9:11AM

and our man of the year just took iowa! huzzah!

, Jan 3, 2008 10:15PM

Very exciting!

, Jan 4, 2008 12:01AM

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