Christgau hits an easy target: webzines

I couldn't even read that, and I don't know why I tried. I can't believe he gets paid to use horrible prose, even worse than mine, to criticize prose that isn't even that bad.

Man, you're not kidding, merv - his writing comes across like arthritis. What was his point, anyway?

"As ever, this narrowness of purview is half willed and half imposed."

... the hell? Who gave this guy a thesaurus?