Wisdom of Jessica Simpson

By Jake Brown

October 6, 2003

Wisdom of Jessica Simpson - great quotes.

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Man, that is some funny shit. Stupid people are so FUNNY!

• merv, Oct 7, 2003 7:11PM ∞

"its not stink" whatever, i imagine her pampered little ass takes some nasty runny shits.

• natehate, Oct 7, 2003 11:30PM ∞

She does not know what a mop is. What a nazi.

• Billy Green, Oct 8, 2003 2:57AM ∞

Can you imagine having a wife like that? And not being able to legally justify punching her? I'm sorry, but I'd be divorced in a week. Even though she's attractive, I guess, she probably withholds sex anyway.

• merv, Oct 9, 2003 7:41AM ∞

I actually saw a couple episodes of this show and felt genuine pitty for Nick Lachey. But here's a funny bit of dialog:

Nick: That's why I don't keep a gun in the house. I'd end up shooting myself.

Nick's Brother: Why would you shoot YOURSELF?

• Derek Phillips, Oct 9, 2003 11:27AM ∞

I too saw an episode of this program and felt bad for the husband pop star. He seems grounded, and she...damn, she jus nuts.

• Marvin, Oct 10, 2003 2:09AM ∞

don't ask Jessica Simpson to mop up something because she does not know what a mop is. nazi.

• Billy Green, Oct 11, 2003 12:36AM ∞

i saw the episode when the jessica did that. i would literly get pissed at her. my x emily acted allot like her. i thought is was funny at first than she broke my toilet"get what i mean

• matthew, May 27, 2004 10:13PM ∞

I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON. SHE IS YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, AND EXTREMELY TALENTED. I HAVE WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF NEWLYWEDS AND I AM ATTENDING MY 2ND JESSICA SIMPSON CONCERT THIS SUMMER. JESSICA SIMPSON IS MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY, I LOVE HER, AND THINK YOU ALL ARE CRAZY.

• Nicole, Jun 11, 2004 6:45PM ∞

im from england and love the show. Jess and nick are great together. She is so funny and loveable, and that husbamd of hers loves her alot.
i HOPE THEY LAST FOR MANY MANY YEARS TO COME.

• bernice, Sep 29, 2004 6:43PM ∞

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