The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: Benchley Athletic - Prepare for total catastrophe as the singer in the band who's dating the co-worker starts fucking the band's drummer on the side...and working out at a gym.
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Benchley: Benchley Athletic
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I totally predicted Benchley hooking up with Katherine. Shit, his stories might be better than the "OC". Right, f*ckglono?
http://www.gloriousnoise.com/arch/001400_benchley.php
JTL
Nice Mr. Loftus. You were right about Katherine.
Hey you totally lied in the link title. No fucking yet. Plus he says that Katherine isn't "conventionally pretty" which is code for hideously, hideously ugly.
You still gotta prepare, yo.
No "unconventionally pretty," while kind of a stretch, I don't see it being that bad. Not in the way of a girl being introduced as "oh, she's....nice."
But I would warn Benchley against hooking up with bandmates. Didn't we learn anything from Fleetwood Mac? This spells bad news.