The Heart of Rock and Roll

By Jake Brown

March 17, 2004

Dr. David Thorpe uses the power of scientific analysis to determine which band will be the true savior of rock and roll.

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Using NASA's top-secret ROCKSTAT technology, Dr. Thorpe has cut through the magazine hype and calculated with unerring accuracy the band which is destined to pull us out of the current musical slump.

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By Jake Brown, March 17, 2004
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