John Kerry, Garage Rocker

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What the hell does "I knew the songs that I knew" mean? That's kinda cool - a bass player as president. Better than a drummer, I guess. :\

i knew it... bass players are total freaks! that's great stuff.

"The mother, the father, the serpent, the priest.
The forman, the woman, the widow, the beast.

Nobody likes the bass player.
Aren"t you glad your'e not one?"

It's only a matter of time before Fender releases the John Kerry Signature Series Bass.

Man, I hate spammers. Just had to delete a spammer's post. Carry on...