Dirty Dozen, a poronographic playlist compiled by John Darnielle: “Properly assembled, though, an end-to-end sex jams tape will keep your date laughing in the car as you drive from the restaurant to the movie theater, from the movie theater to the club and from the club to your house. After that, Sir or Madame, you’re on your own.” Via cw.

[Updated link, 9/21/2017, -ed.]