This is great. Jered Leto Attacks Stereogum!
• Jared, perhaps having made the realization he’s actually among the blog scum he so loathes, firmly grabs Stereogum’s arm and begins loudly expressing his displeasure with the question.
• Sensing that the eyeliner-wearing rock goddess might be in danger, a nearby security monkey grabs Stereogum, erases all the data in his camera, and forcibly removes him from the entire venue, severly injuring his left ring finger - his BLOGGING FINGER - in the process.
Can you think of anything nerdier than a c-list TV has-been turned Hot Topix "rockstar" siccing his goons on a blogger? Where's that insulting puppet dog when you need him?
Via percolator, who recently pointed out that the Gum's been bought.
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Hah, the best scene in fight club was when Ed Norton beat all holy hell out of Leto.
I love the last line...
"thank god he can still type “Jared Leto” and “Total Douche”."
Confirmation of the Gum buyout from the NY Post:
First thing to spend money on: lawsuit against Leto.
For the record, in case anyone is interested: I'm willing to sell The Out Route. And I won't be pesky and ask for control or anything. Just give me the money and I'll disappear.