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Major Label Execs Are Willfully Clueless

November 28, 2007

Universal Music Group's CEO Doug Morris talks to Wired and admits he doesn't know anything (or care) about technology.

Morris insists there wasn't a thing he or anyone else could have done differently. "There's no one in the record company that's a technologist," Morris explains. "That's a misconception writers make all the time, that the record industry missed this. They didn't. They just didn't know what to do. It's like if you were suddenly asked to operate on your dog to remove his kidney. What would you do?"

Personally, I would hire a vet. But to Morris, even that wasn't an option. "We didn't know who to hire," he says, becoming more agitated. "I wouldn't be able to recognize a good technology person — anyone with a good bullshit story would have gotten past me." Morris' almost willful cluelessness is telling. "He wasn't prepared for a business that was going to be so totally disrupted by technology," says a longtime industry insider who has worked with Morris. "He just doesn't have that kind of mind."

Two responses to this. One is from former Reprise Records president Howie Klein: How To Destroy A Profitable Industry In Just A Few Easy Steps wherein he claims to have presented a pre-iTunes app to Warners only to have it shot down by the "technology people Morris was complaining about." The other response is from a former major label employee "at the bottom" who says it's the organizational structure of the industry that prevents the young lackeys who have a clue from having a positive impact on the business.

All three are worth reading. The overall vibe is surprisingly hopeless. Everybody seems to accept the idea that the industry fucked up and is now doomed. This is something we've been saying for years, but to hear it from people like Morris and Klein is a little disconcerting...

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Wow, the chutzpah from the label flaks continues at a shameless pace... notably Doug Morris says:
"Our strategy is to have the people who create great music be paid properly," he says. "We need to protect the music. I know that."
PAID PROPERLY????!?!! If one is to say that solely the major label is the entity creating music, then I'll buy that statement. But for an industry whose entire profit stream is based on shackling its creative talents to as exploitative-to-artists of a contract as possible, they have watermelon-sized balls to ever give us that high-minded bullshit that they're concerned that the creators of great music be paid properly. Fuckin' major label dildos ought to be hung high by their genitalia and used as pinatas for daring utter those shamelessly false words.

, Nov 28, 2007 1:36PM

How does this twat even have a job? I've I were a major shareholder in this company, I would be calling for Morris' head before tomorrow's breakfast.

, Nov 28, 2007 10:24PM

Ha. Techdirt points out another blatantly obvious and shockingly DUMB statement by Morris:

"If you had Coca-Cola coming through the faucet in your kitchen, how much would you be willing to pay for Coca-Cola? There you go. That's what happened to the record business." Hmm... and what is coming out of your faucet in your kitchen? That's right... water. And how much are people willing to pay for water? That's right, billions. In fact, it's a larger market than (oops) recorded music.

Ha! Classic.

, Nov 29, 2007 1:15PM

Wow. Even I know how to hire people smarter than me, and I don't make nearly what he does.

, Nov 30, 2007 6:30PM

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