Yet another stupid internet list...
Jeez, as if the chronic masturbators at Guitar World weren't dorky enough. Now they've come up with a list of the Top 20 Hottest Female Guitarists!!! And just to marginalize women musicians even more and make the magazine seem even more sexist (as if that were even possible), take a look at their criteria:
As if this idea wasn't ridiculous enough, we decided to disregard musical skill and technique entirely in lieu of judging these players strictly on their aesthetic merits.
Fucking hicks. See the list after the jump...
Guitar World's Top 20 Hottest Female Guitarists:
• Allison Robertson (The Donnas)
• Amber Valentine (Jucifer)
• Brody Dalle (The Distillers/Spinnerette)
• Charo
• Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders)
• Courtney Love
• Flavia Canel (Drain STH)
• Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Go's)
• Jewel
• Joan Jett
• Juliana Hatfield
• Kathleen Hanna (Bikini Kill/Le Tigre)
• Lita Ford
• Liz Phair
• Maria Andersson (Sahara Hotnights)
• Nancy Wilson (Heart)
• PJ Harvey
• Ruyter Suys (Nashville Pussy)
• Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles)
• Suzi Gardner (Kittie)
Maybe this is just a ploy to attract a bunch of page views. That's giving the rednecks the benefit of the doubt, and probably more credit than they deserve...
Comments
...so what does that make us for a) acknowledging its existence, and b) taking the time to ridicule and disparage it? Hmm, what color is my neck? ;)
Answers to a and b: cultural critics.
Answer to the final question: "My long hair can't cover up my red neck." -- D.A.C.