Pop Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences

McSweeney's has Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences.:

Patsy Cline, "Crazy"
I want to do it with you so much I'm going fucking nuts.
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Frank Sinatra, "Strangers in the Night"
I'm drunk and I want to do it with you.
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Little Richard, "Good Golly Miss Molly"
I'm doing it with Miss Molly, and she's totally into it.

The list gets better and better so be sure to read the whole thing.

Via lhb.