There’s a strange spate of attacks against Emo kids across Mexico. The skinny-legged sad sacks seem to be getting their asses kicked from coast to coast and some of them are now fighting back, leading to emo v. punks v. rock-a-billies v. cops riots across the country. What is going on down there???
Video: Emo Violence in Mexico (Spanish langauge news report)
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Have you condidered that these attacks might be the vicious handywork of the Chupacabra? As a cryptozoologist I've witnessed the mainstream media's attempt to blame humans for these types of attacks when in fact they were perpetrated by a creature not yet verified by the scientific establishment.
Good point, but who doesn't like to wail on an Emo kid from time to time?
In other news, they have Emo kids in Mexico.
It might have been the handywork of a Chumbawumba...
Or a Chimichanga.
Todos los AY-mose son locos. Que estrano...
Williamsburg (Brooklyn, NY) is on orange alert.
I can't think of anything that makes me want to hit someone more than that stupid lame ass EMO uniform.
I wish I could take all those little EMO fuckers back in time to 1986 and plop them right in the middle of punk show at the Ice Pick in muskeegon, Michigan.
You tell em Scotty!
Kickin faggots asses is what this board is all about