Glorious Noise TV
GLONO's Upright Standing Man of the Year 2006 Stephen Colbert leads the best interview of Paul McCartney I've seen in ages. Once again, the man proves to be a treasure. And Sir Paul's pretty good too. Video: Stephen Colbert's Paul...
By Derek Phillips January 29, 2009
Has Draper finally met his match in the hard-nosed wife/manager of a celebrity insult artist? Let's just say it's a shocker.
By Derek Phillips August 12, 2008
Episode two of GLONO's favorite show peels back more layers and exposes the characters as nearly formed people. Somewhere Harper Lee is smiling.
By Derek Phillips August 7, 2008
Last year one million people like me took a weekly trip to 1960 where we interned at a Madison Avenue advertising firm. This year the Mad Men are facing a new president, a changing workplace, and changing attitudes on everything they believe in. Drink up!
By Derek Phillips July 30, 2008
It’s not cool to pile on, I know, but anyone who saw the MTV music awards is talking about the same thing: What the fuck happened to Britney Spears? Like all MTV Music Awards openers, this was hyped to be...
By Derek Phillips September 10, 2007
What's not to love about a hip new live-action kids show that features a guestlist of performers like Biz Markie, The Shins, M.I.A.? One alternadad tunes in finds out: not much.
By Todd Totale August 29, 2007
According to Billboard, CW's 'Gossip Girl' Brings More Hits To TV. It's the next big thing from "The OC" creators, Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage. And once again, Alexandra Patsavas will be the musical supervisor. But don't expect Dan Deacon...
By Jake Brown August 27, 2007
A new post-teen drama attempts to capture the O.C. fanbase.
By Jake Brown August 1, 2007
She's the wet dream of dorks everywhere and now she's hosting the MTV Movie Awards, the second lamest awards show on television—just behind the People's Choice Awards. But we'll be watching, and so will you.
By Derek Phillips April 27, 2007
Admit it: you’ve already forgotten about them.
By Johnny Loftus March 1, 2007
A stream of conscious report of the recording industry's biggest night with much love going to Jesus and Mary J. Blige. But why did Prince hold out on us?
By Derek Phillips February 12, 2007
The season premier of Saturday Night Live is always a bit sketchy (pardon the pun), especially when the show is in a “transition” year and has cut some cast members. This year’s debut was an exercise in “almost.” This week’s...
By Derek Phillips October 2, 2006
Do you miss Johnny Loftus' award show coverage? Get your fix at the Metro Times Music Blahg. J-Lo covered the VMAs for GLONO in 2004, 2003, 2002, and 2001....
By Jake Brown September 1, 2006
Fake dream sequences, shooting motherfuckers for love, two-faced harpies and mothers who won't return to their children - "The OC" season three is some gothic-ass shit. Book it.
By Johnny Loftus September 9, 2005