This is the place for publicists and artists to let people know about their bands and websites and shows and stuff. If you're going to hype your shit, this is the place to do it.
While I have smashed a guitar in my reckless youuth, my gear is too nice to smash now and I have sorted out most of the emotional issues I once had. I do promise to curse and maybe even show some leg.
Next time you play Chicago I'll check you guys out. I've enjoyed the free mp3s you've been given out over the years. It's time to pay the piper! Looking forward to it.